Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.


Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.


He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all
yourself.


 Friends, you and me ....
You brought another friend ....
And then there were 3 ....
We started our group ....
Our circle of friends ....
There is no beginning or end ....


Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.

It's International Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care ....
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you
have a circle of
friends.

Children Learn What They Live:

    If a child lives with criticism, He learns to condemn. 
    If a child lives with hostility, He learns to fight 
    If a child lives with ridicule, He learns to be shy 
    If a child lives with shame, He learns to feel guilty 
    If a child lives with tolerance, He learns to be patient
    If a child lives with encouragement, He learns confidence 
    If a child lives with praise, He learns to appreciate 
    If a child lives with fairness, He learns justice 
    If a child lives with security, He learns to have faith 
    If a child lives with approval, He learns to like himself
    If a child lives with acceptance and friendship, he learns to find love in the world. 
 
Sent by Omair






1.  He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 
2.  Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film. 
3.  A day without sunshine is like... night. 
4.  On the other hand, you have different fingers. 
5.  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 
6.  I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 
7.  When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 
8.  Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 
9.  Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 
11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 
12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 
13. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 
14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 
15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 
16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. 
17. The 50-50-90 rule:  Anytiume you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 
18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 
19. You can't have everything, where would you put it? 
20. Latest survey show that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. 
21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got there first. 
24. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well. 
23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 
24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 
25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 
26. Light travels faster than sound.  This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 
27. 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions. 


DEFINITIONS 

- DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you  with his bills. 

- BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 

- TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. 

- ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions. 

- RUMOR: News that travels more than the speed of sound. 

- CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read. 

- DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage. 

- MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master. 

- FATHER: A banker provided by nature. 
  

- POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 

 - SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 

 - OPTIMIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. 

- DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 

- ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 

- OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 

- COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 

Sent by Omair